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i was just thinking about how many accomplishments cartman has done.

i made a list of some accomplishments that he has done, some of them r very stupid
does anyone want to add to the list, any accomplishments cartman has done??

can anyone make a list of all the bad things cartman has done. it would be very funny, it would be so long



here's some of his accomplishments.

1. helped save the world from an alien organization planning to rule the world using towlie
2. was able to rule/use a dark g-d named cotulu from a different universe to destroy and kill many people
3. competed in nascar
4. helped create a best-selling book called the tale of scrotie mc.boogerballs
5. became a mafia leader of KFC helping deliver illegal food
6. became a leader of the crap baby athletic association earning tons of money
7. helped get a failing class of minorities get 100% or 2400 score on their SAT
8. helped take care of many cats lonely on the streets when cats were illegal
9. helped save the world from the pandemic of huge geny pigs/hamsters
10. helped make a world-wide very popular music youtube video, earning him alot of money
11. helped find the cure for aids
12. participated as one of the athlets in the W.T.F famous wrestling group
13. became hall monitor and helped stop a pedephile
14. helped kill a high level warrior on war-craft that was ruining the game
15. helped get all of the homeless away from their town so it woudnt be ruled by the homeless people
16. helped save the whole town of south park from a snuke in hillory clintons vigina
17. helped save the town of south park from hippies
18. helped save a group of hostages from some robbers (while he thought he was dead)
19. helped a movie studio make somewhere next to 1000 new movie ideas (800 with adam sandler)
20.created a band that solled over a million records (faith +1)
21. cartman makes a world famous singing celebrity with his hand
22. finds out and proves a very important scientific fact that u can poo out your mouth
23. helps kill osama bin laden
KenHound
QUOTE (Screw U Guys Im Going Home @ Jul 22 2011, 12:16 PM) *
i was just thinking about how many accomplishments cartman has done.

i made a list of some accomplishments that he has done, some of them r very stupid
does anyone want to add to the list, any accomplishments cartman has done??

can anyone make a list of all the bad things cartman has done. it would be very funny, it would be so long



here's some of his accomplishments.

1. helped save the world from an alien organization planning to rule the world using towlie
2. was able to rule/use a dark g-d named cotulu from a different universe to destroy and kill many people
3. competed in nascar
4. helped create a best-selling book called the tale of scrotie mc.boogerballs
5. became a mafia leader of KFC helping deliver illegal food
6. became a leader of the crap baby athletic association earning tons of money
7. helped get a failing class of minorities get 100% or 2400 score on their SAT
8. helped take care of many cats lonely on the streets when cats were illegal
9. helped save the world from the pandemic of huge geny pigs/hamsters
10. helped make a world-wide very popular music youtube video, earning him alot of money
11. helped find the cure for aids
12. participated as one of the athlets in the W.T.F famous wrestling group
13. became hall monitor and helped stop a pedephile
14. helped kill a high level warrior on war-craft that was ruining the game
15. helped get all of the homeless away from their town so it woudnt be ruled by the homeless people
16. helped save the whole town of south park from a snuke in hillory clintons vigina
17. helped save the town of south park from hippies
18. helped save a group of hostages from some robbers (while he thought he was dead)
19. helped a movie studio make somewhere next to 1000 new movie ideas (800 with adam sandler)
20.created a band that solled over a million records (faith +1)
21. cartman makes a world famous singing celebrity with his hand
22. finds out and proves a very important scientific fact that u can poo out your mouth
23. helps kill osama bin laden


lol all of Cartman's accomplishments are usually not real accomplishments at all. He made stem cell research legal, 'helps' save South Park from all those old people, 'helps' Kyle get Ike back from Canada, helped Stan (barely) save whales from the Japanese

And a whole lot more that quite frankly, I don't give a two shits about
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