Ok, so, Cartman demands Kyle sucks his balls, Kyle signs the papers, but then plays hard-to-get

Hot Topic: Cartman wants Kyle to suck his balls for Kyle's "misery", or for his own pleasure?

Some people say, "Cartman's anti-semitic, why'd he fancy Kyle?"
Answer: He fancies Kyle and to cover it up, he decides to hate his entire people
How funny would that be?

Uhm... hate to break it to you but they're not real people.

hahaha