I was recently browsing my WoW guilds forum and I found this game. I thought it was pretty cool, so I decided I'd put it on here.

Example:

Poster 1:
Cake or Pie?

Poster 2: then posts his favourite thing out of the two
Pie!
Penis or Vagina?

Poster 3:
Both!
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?

And so forth.

I'll start off.

Video Games or television

Video Games!!!

L337fr33k Or Mr Alien Hoopajupe

Trust you to be so evil

But anyway...... Hoop (But I do still love L337 an awful lot too )


Tweek or Craig?

Tweek Tweak!
I love you as well Kensuke (in a non-gay deadly Ninja way).

Satan or Saddam?

neither


WoW or Pokemon

Pokemon. WoW sucks....

Jan.1 or Feb. 14?

Feb 14!

Korn or Cameo singing "Word up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq5DNLyzwfU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7Kp_TapA4

ha ha

Korn!

Chicken Tikka Massala or Chicken Chow Mein!

Chicken Chow Mein

Heres one, blind or a midget

Midgets every time . Look at all the hot porno they do.


burn or worms?

BOTH!!
lol who watched midget porn.

Red Socks or Yankees

Red Sox because they owned the yankees years ago, then again baseball is for rednecks


Black people or mexicans?

black porno midgets. Is that an admissible answer?
maybe not.

No, one or the other.

ok black people cos of the fried chicken

douche or turd?

Douche, basically just because the concept of a turd sandwich grosses me out way too much.

Stan or Kyle?

stan

Mac or Pc?

PC.

Wet Willy or Purple Nurple?

Zee Purple Nurple!

Black or Mexican?

Mexican


gears of war or Halo 2?

I'd say Gears of War simply because its Halo 2 your comparing it to. If it was Halo 3 I'd say otherwise.'

ThatGuyRyan or ProfessorChaos?

Don't worry, you guys aren't things

ThatGuyRyan because im called ryan

south park or simpsons?

South park


Comp Games or console games.

Both

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings

Lord of the rings


Pepsi or coke

pepsi

airaplane or boat?

boat, you dont tend to fall 50'000 feet if the wings come off a boat.

pinhead or fred

like pinhead from hellraiser and freddy from friday the 13th?

in that case pinhead

Rap or Emo music?

pffff.... rather emo than rap =)))

well done / bloody ?

BLOODY!

for sure.

lice or tapeworm?

Lice, basically because to get rid of a tapeworm, they have to pull it out your ass, and nobody is feeling up my ass.

Haemorroid or kidney failure?

Haemorriod!

Legless or Armless?

thats a toughy. but I'd say armless

Vampire or Werewolf?

vampire... ( more .. seductive than a werewolf )


burn or drown ?

burn because i hate hlding my breath lol

chiness or italian (food)?

italian

Penis cutoff or legless and armless (no girls lol)

Thats a total toughy, without legs and arms the penis doesn't work its magic and so goodbye dick

One boobed woman or a woman with half a brain

Penis is a must have!

eat lambs brain or testicles?

to late bud

Bastardo! A woman with half a brain? Is that a trick question?
Normal half brain.

wig or bald

What I meant by half a brain is would you want someone whos intelligent, not literally half a brain.

what would I want an intelligent woman for?

Bald, people who wear wigs look a bit follicly desperate

South Park off the air forever or constant boring documentaries with 5 minute SP eps every 5 hours.

So you don't have to do everything yourself without complete utter destruction of the task you want done. Also so that everything she says doesn't sound like theres a question mark on it like this?

Oh normal girl stuff? I was thinking like butt sex or something.

Like I said your dumb broad will only have 1 boob so it kind of gives you a gross thing to shoot for.

brr... dewdes dewdes dewdes... here`s a sollution....
u can have a one boobed girl ... with brains ... and give her a brest implant... that way ... u can have a smart ass girl with a normal "chest" ..
and it`s way faster and cheap like this.. rather than havin a stupid ass gf... cuz ... makin her smarter and stuff would cost more =)) ...

so there u have it.. no mo fightin

No, then she'd be a freak.

and since noone proposed and idea yet

Pop star or Porn Star

Pop cos you can get all the chix and stuff you want , and then die on the toilet wearing a giant diaper like Elvis.

Colonel Sanders or Colonel Tom Parker

Neither....

Harry Potter Movies or Books
(Sorry, I'm one of those obsessed fans....of more than one thing!)