Whats your favourite Season 10 quotes?

"Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! (You Bastards!)"

Return of Chef

Cartman: Come on bitch dance.

Stripper: Up yours fatty.

Cartman: Bitch I'll twist your nuts off.

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Kyle: The kindergarten teacher is having sex with my little brother.

*2 second pause*
Stan: Wow

Kenny *muffled* Really?

Cartman: Damn bro your little brother is pretty cool.

Kyle: No it is not cool Ike isn't old enough to understand.

Cartman: Whats to understand you get a bonner slap her titties around some stick it inside her and pee.

*2 second pause again*

Kyle: Stick it inside her and pee?!

Cartman: well, unless you don't wanna get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg...

Cartman: well, unless you don't wanna get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg...

Eww...Thats Gross

But Was Very Funny

Prob My Fave

Al Gore:"I killed ManBearPig, Everyone is superproud at me, they just don't know it yet"

Stan: "Yes Mr. Gore I'm Serial"


Eric: "Maybe he isn't dead jet, i heard the last thing before you die is..."
Chef:"Pffff *crapped in his pants"
Eric: "Oh nevermind"

From Make Love, Not Warcraft

Cartman Dwarf: Uhhh Butters, what the hell are you doing?

Butters Dwarf: I'm playing World of Warcraft like you said.

Cartmans Dwarf: Uhhh you can't be the dwarf character Butters I'm the dwarf.

Butters Dwarf: Well theres only like 4 races to choose from so

Cartmans Dwarf: SO PICK ANOTHER ONE I'M THE DWARF YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, LOG OUT, MAKE ANOTHER CHARACTER AND LOG BACK IN!

Butters Dwarf: I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure alot morethen this dump.

What's so funny about this one

We already knew he liked Hello Kitty Adventure so i thought the first time was more fun


Clyde: "Don't know what exactly Clyde said but it was against Kyle for ruining Eric's plans"

Eric: *schokked* "ehh, Thanx Clyde"

From Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Miss Stevenson: Why couldn't you just leave us alone? All we wanted was to love.

Cartamn as Dog: Get down, we can do this the easy way or we can do it Dog Style.

Leeroy: She got a scarf on her head, huh?

Make Love Not Warcraft:
Manager 1:"Do you have an account in World Of Warcraft?"
Manager 2:"No... I have a life!"

Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy:
Therapist:"Has there ever been a history of sexual harassment in your family?"
Miss Stephenson:"No,but my uncle used to tell me and my twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures"
Therapist(moving his head with a pleasureable look on his face):"Niceeeee"

Hell On Earth 2006:
Butters(to Biggie):"Damn Nigger"
That one cracked my ass up...

Go God Go XII:
Cartman:"I know what you're thinking,just wait those 3 months and don't freeze yourself"

Pause...

Cartman:"Fuck you Kyle!!"

Stanley's Cup:
The whole 'coach knows everything' parts of the episode,aswell as the 'Stan Marsh is a..." parts.




Oh,and to the one who replied first to this topic,I don't think Kenny had died throughout this whole season.

eh..i thought that was season nine...

he did in the WoW episode

it was his character,not him...

but Kyle and Stan said it

I still rate the "how do you kill that which has no life?" from the Warcraft team designer , its spoken with just the right pitch of phoney horror film urgency.

Make love not warcraft:

- "We can't give such a sword to a noob"

Manbearpig:

- "You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and maybe the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking ofcourse about....Manbearpig."
- "You made us hold you to save you because you ate treasure, Cartman, you son of a bitch.

Tsst:

- *Cartman spits in the nanny's mouth*, "Yea, it's better to avoid his eyelevel"

Manbearpig:

(Stans is all pissedoff at Al Gore and ends his stor with:)
Stan: Your just a bigfat loser

Al Gore: Yeah right the man who single-handedly killed ManBeaarPig is a loser

There are great quotes in the 9/11 conspiracy conspiracy episode

Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy:During Cartman's theme song:Kyle Jew
That one is priceless
Also Al Gore saying cereal instead of serious

" science help us "