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nonjewishkyle
post Oct 11 2006, 07:02 PM
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I've always loved John Stamo's older brothers "Loving You" so terrible, so halarious tongue.gif

Frank: And now, here to sing the touching song, Loving You is the one and only, John Stamos' brother…
Jimbo: Alright Richard!
Richard: Loving you
is easy cause you're beautiful
- doo-n-doo--doo-doooo--
Aaaaa... Aaaaa!!

And Chef singing to the children about football biggrin.gif

Chef: Now children, we've got to handle the ball better. You got to hold your football like you hold your lover. [Music starts] Gently…yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh yeah!
Just like makin' sweet love to the football.
Feelin' naughty with the football.
Mmmm.
Kyle: Uh, Chef?
Chef: Spank it, ever so gently.
Kyle: Chef.
Chef: Spank it.
Kyle: Chef!
Chef: Oh, uhuhh, sorry children. Uhuh, let's run some plays.

HahaHaha!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Oct 11 2006, 08:16 PM
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lol thats like the only episode you know from that season tongue.gif


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post Oct 11 2006, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE (City Wok Guy @ Oct 11 2006, 08:16 PM)
lol thats like the only episode you know from that season  tongue.gif


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Hmm...is that a challenge? tongue.gif

You want more? How about a little duet with Chef and Elton John? From An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig....oh and the first two were from Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride biggrin.gif

Chef: Tonight is a-right for love,
you know I -- want tuh touch you where the lights don't go.
Tonight is a-right for love, love gravay.
Expressing love so sweet.
I want tuh -- keep you burnin' like a dog in heat.
Tonight is a-right for love, love graaavaaay.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!

[Enter Elton John]

Elton: Oooo tonight
Oooo it's all right
Oooo tonight is right for love, love gravaya. [The boys applaud]

Chef: Thank you Elton. Tonight is right for love, love graaavaaaaaay.

THAT is really probably the best song of the first season! tongue.gif Can anyone top it??


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post Oct 11 2006, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (nonjewishkyle @ Oct 11 2006, 08:40 PM)
QUOTE (City Wok Guy @ Oct 11 2006, 08:16 PM)
lol thats like the only episode you know from that season  tongue.gif


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Hmm...is that a challenge? tongue.gif

You want more? How about a little duet with Chef and Elton John? From An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig....oh and the first two were from Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride biggrin.gif

Chef: Tonight is a-right for love,
you know I -- want tuh touch you where the lights don't go.
Tonight is a-right for love, love gravay.
Expressing love so sweet.
I want tuh -- keep you burnin' like a dog in heat.
Tonight is a-right for love, love graaavaaay.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!

[Enter Elton John]

Elton: Oooo tonight
Oooo it's all right
Oooo tonight is right for love, love gravaya. [The boys applaud]

Chef: Thank you Elton. Tonight is right for love, love graaavaaaaaay.

THAT is really probably the best song of the first season! tongue.gif Can anyone top it??

No but that one you were all ways qouting from tongue.gif , I bet you could anem every song lol.


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QUOTE (City Wok Guy @ Oct 11 2006, 08:45 PM)
QUOTE (nonjewishkyle @ Oct 11 2006, 08:40 PM)
QUOTE (City Wok Guy @ Oct 11 2006, 08:16 PM)
lol thats like the only episode you know from that season  tongue.gif


-City Wok Guy

Hmm...is that a challenge? tongue.gif

You want more? How about a little duet with Chef and Elton John? From An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig....oh and the first two were from Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride biggrin.gif

Chef: Tonight is a-right for love,
you know I -- want tuh touch you where the lights don't go.
Tonight is a-right for love, love gravay.
Expressing love so sweet.
I want tuh -- keep you burnin' like a dog in heat.
Tonight is a-right for love, love graaavaaay.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!

[Enter Elton John]

Elton: Oooo tonight
Oooo it's all right
Oooo tonight is right for love, love gravaya. [The boys applaud]

Chef: Thank you Elton. Tonight is right for love, love graaavaaaaaay.

THAT is really probably the best song of the first season! tongue.gif Can anyone top it??

No but that one you were all ways qouting from tongue.gif , I bet you could anem every song lol.

I probably COULD name every song but that would take away from the point of the thread, the point is to hear what other peoples favorite songs are smile.gif BUT I still think I could name more than you tongue.gif

In the episode 105 "An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig", Dr. Mephesto AND Chef both sing a little bit of "Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice" by Loverboy

Cartman sings this song under alien control in episode 101 "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"

Cartman: I love to singa!
About the moona and June-a and the springa
I love to singa
about a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a… biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

In episode 110 "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" Kyle sang this sad song tongue.gif

Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas
Channukah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I'd be merry
But I'm Hebrew
On Christ-maasss

And a little chef song from "Weight Gain 4000" episode 102

Mayor: It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park. And now, our very own South Park Elementary chef will sing a special song in honor of Mrs. Lee Gifford
Chef: Thank you Mr. Mayor. You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way. Or, or special in an Extra Value Meal at Happy Burger way. Noo nononono. I mean special. Like the song of a humming bird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird and make sweet love to it all night long. Just two humming birds moaning and, and groaning and, and their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstacy
Oh, Kathie Lee, how I'd love to lay you down.
And lick every inch of your body with my tongue.
Mayor: What?
Chef: Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy.
Mayor: What? Oh God!
Chef: How 'bout you and me-
Mayor: [quickly taking the mike from him] Uh, Thank you Chef, for that heartwarming song.
Chef: -get together and make…sweet…love?
Mayor: Thank you Chef!

There's 4 more, how many do you got? biggrin.gif


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post Oct 16 2006, 05:54 PM
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Jesus Christ dude, surely you copied and pasted all that from somewhere.


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post Oct 18 2006, 03:59 PM
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Ya but I still had to know where to find um tongue.gif


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post Oct 29 2006, 09:22 PM
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the one where he sings to the gal who comes to congrat cartman on that story he wrote bu really didnt write





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I change my mind Mr hankey the christmas pooh is a awsome song


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post Oct 30 2006, 09:09 PM
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Wow stop spamming... Thats a thriple post.


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QUOTE (big_papa_grant @ Oct 29 2006, 09:22 PM)
the one where he sings to the gal who comes to congrat cartman on that story he wrote bu really didnt write




I guess your refering to Chef, singing to Kathy Lee in Weight Gain 4000...BUT if your going to contribute to the thread be more specific so people know what your talking about.

Edit : Plus i've already posted all the lyrics for that Chef song so read the previous posts first so your not posting something that has already been done.


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yup thats right nonjewishkyle


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QUOTE (big_papa_grant @ Oct 31 2006, 02:33 AM)
yup thats right nonjewishkyle

Hes saying stop spamming so much.


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post Nov 24 2006, 02:20 PM
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the funniest song frm season 1 is when cartman gets an anul probe

i lyk to singa about the moona and junea and the springa
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