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post Apr 17 2007, 03:25 AM
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a little intro for episode 8
matt stone and trey parker both in cowboy suits and the vintage brown film exert of the intro

matt:its about being the new kid in school
trey:thats right southparkatiers being a new kid in school sure can be hard matt and i have first hand experience well we use 2 beat the crap out of the new kids all the time
matt:and because this episode contains jesus and satan in it we receive alot of complains from around the country they said we where flappers and sack religious well what we say is ur all a bunch of ******** ****** ***** ***** ***heads
trey:wow u said a mouthful of that


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post Apr 17 2007, 06:40 PM
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Mecha Streisand:

Leonard Maltin: Looks like we'll have to try plan B.

Chef: There's a plan B? Why the hell have I been driving all over this goddamn mountain when there's a plan B?! laugh.gif
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post Apr 21 2007, 07:33 PM
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Kyle: Oh my god i killed kenny. You bastard!
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post Apr 22 2007, 02:41 AM
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Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street they say "GOD DAMN THATS A BIG FAT ASS!"

Random Guy: Oh god thats a big fat ass!

Cartman: EY!
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post Apr 24 2007, 05:58 PM
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Cartman: Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog?

Clyde: Yes, please, Eric. Why are you so cool?

Cartman: Oh. I don't know, Clyde Frog. I just am.


lol, Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

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post May 4 2007, 03:31 PM
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I dont know in which episode this was

but some antismokeguy said something about three million dollars and then cartman said


Cartmen: I even suck my grandpa's balls for 3 millions dollar


I thought that was not really appropriate for american television
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post May 4 2007, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE (tis_me_lord @ Oct 12 2006, 12:04 AM) *
"Wow, I haven't seen a Jewish kid run like that since Poland 1938."



this is my favorite quote on season one the first time i heard that i was laughing so hard and wondering at the same time how they could get away with that you gotta love sp for how much they make fun of everyone
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post May 4 2007, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE (scott_tenorman @ May 4 2007, 07:44 PM) *
QUOTE (tis_me_lord @ Oct 12 2006, 12:04 AM) *
"Wow, I haven't seen a Jewish kid run like that since Poland 1938."



this is my favorite quote on season one the first time i heard that i was laughing so hard and wondering at the same time how they could get away with that you gotta love sp for how much they make fun of everyone




I don't get that one
Poland was a free country in 1938?
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post May 27 2007, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE (Kenny McKormick @ May 4 2007, 08:05 PM) *
QUOTE (scott_tenorman @ May 4 2007, 07:44 PM) *
QUOTE (tis_me_lord @ Oct 12 2006, 12:04 AM) *
"Wow, I haven't seen a Jewish kid run like that since Poland 1938."



this is my favorite quote on season one the first time i heard that i was laughing so hard and wondering at the same time how they could get away with that you gotta love sp for how much they make fun of everyone




I don't get that one
Poland was a free country in 1938?


Well as Poland is very catholic, they are maybe just a little bid pissed off, since it was Jews that killed Jesus smile.gif The year and place could have been almost anything, Jews havent exactly popular anywhere.

My favorite quote is the one with Cartman and Kyle's grandpa!
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post May 27 2007, 12:37 PM
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Mom šan you get me some Weit Gain 4000
Mom: Ok Erci i'll get you some off the shop tomorrow
Eric: But momm i need it for tomorrow
Mom: But tomorrow is brochurie-day Eric.
Eric: Mam, mam iehiehiehiehieh
Mom:Ok, ok, Well i guess i'd be going to the store right now, then.


I love that on

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post May 27 2007, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE (Kenny McKormick @ May 4 2007, 06:05 PM) *
QUOTE (scott_tenorman @ May 4 2007, 07:44 PM) *
QUOTE (tis_me_lord @ Oct 12 2006, 12:04 AM) *
"Wow, I haven't seen a Jewish kid run like that since Poland 1938."



this is my favorite quote on season one the first time i heard that i was laughing so hard and wondering at the same time how they could get away with that you gotta love sp for how much they make fun of everyone




I don't get that one
Poland was a free country in 1938?


Before WW1 Poland was a part of the German empire, then when WW1 ended the Treaty of Versailles separated most of the Germans colonies, Poland became its on country and Austria and Hungary became separated as well.


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post May 27 2007, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE (Starvin @ May 27 2007, 04:25 PM) *
QUOTE (Kenny McKormick @ May 4 2007, 06:05 PM) *
QUOTE (scott_tenorman @ May 4 2007, 07:44 PM) *
QUOTE (tis_me_lord @ Oct 12 2006, 12:04 AM) *
"Wow, I haven't seen a Jewish kid run like that since Poland 1938."



this is my favorite quote on season one the first time i heard that i was laughing so hard and wondering at the same time how they could get away with that you gotta love sp for how much they make fun of everyone




I don't get that one
Poland was a free country in 1938?


Before WW1 Poland was a part of the German empire, then when WW1 ended the Treaty of Versailles separated most of the Germans colonies, Poland became its on country and Austria and Hungary became separated as well.



Yeah i know, but that doesn't mean they hated jewish people

Germans hated german people not polisch
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post May 30 2007, 11:43 PM
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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

After hearin the pig squealing...

Chef: "Hmmm....now I know how all those white women must've felt"
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post May 31 2007, 11:42 PM
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still think this is the funniest. '' Im such a beefCake i can fit throught the door'' laugh my ass off every time i hear that.- weight gain 4000, bus stop scene


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post Jun 2 2007, 03:55 PM
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Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot pie. No kitty, you bad kitty. No kitty, it's my pot pie. Mom, kitty is being a dildo
Cartman's Mom: Well then, I know a certain kitty, kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?


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