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post Oct 21 2006, 05:14 AM
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Cartman: ANTHROPOLOGIST!
Anthropologist: How's it going, boys?
Cartman: I found a magic triangle, and this greedy son of a bitch took it from me!
Kyle: You threw it away, fatso!
Anthropologist: Hm, let me see that. Why, this is Anasazi writing! My God, this must be thousands of years old!
Cartman: [to Kyle] Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it! [Kyle takes the triangle from the anthropologist and walks away]


Anchor: …and finally tonight, a young boy from South Park, Colorado found something very interesting during a field trip today. Here with a special report is a quadraplegic Swiss man on a pony.
Quadraplegic Swiss man: Thanks, Tom, the little eight year old was very shocked indeed when he came across a very ancient triangular object.
Kyle: Well, I was just digging around, and I was all like, 'dude, I found this triangle' and my friends were like, 'dude' and I was all like 'dude.'
Cartman: …and I told him. I said, 'Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts.' But he didn't give it back to me. So I kicked him square - in the nuts, and he cried - like Nancy Kerrigan!
Kyle: You liar, Cartman!
Cartman: Screw you, triangle thief!
Quadraplegic Swiss man: And so, the little boy will take his discovery home and perhaps donate it to science… mwell a little later. Back to you, Dave.
Dave: Thanks Tom. Those are some cute, cute kids, except for that last one-he's a little tubby.
Cartman: Eeyy!


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post Oct 29 2006, 09:07 PM
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Cartman: "I wonder whos Mom that could be"
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post Oct 30 2006, 12:43 AM
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cartman
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o my god you killed kenny

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post Oct 30 2006, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE (big_papa_grant @ Oct 30 2006, 03:43 AM)

May I ask you why you're carrying that picture around wherever you go? Wouldn't it be easier if you, I don't know, put it in your signature or something?


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post Oct 30 2006, 09:13 PM
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Yeah and stop double posting.


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post Nov 2 2006, 04:40 PM
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I got 1 but not from this season :: Some people with guns are talking chinese to the boys : it are only 4 little boys ! cartman: oh WTF You can suck oyr balls -- i like this 1 lol


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post Nov 2 2006, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE (TokenBlack @ Nov 2 2006, 04:40 PM)
I got 1 but not from this season :: Some people with guns are talking chinese to the boys : it are only 4 little boys ! cartman: oh WTF You can suck oyr balls -- i like this 1 lol

Token, if it's not season 1 then don't put it in the season 1 forum. The quote you mentioned is from Wing (season 9). Keep them in the right forums tongue.gif


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post Nov 11 2006, 07:11 PM
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QUOTE (nonjewishkyle @ Oct 11 2006, 06:47 PM)
Chef: Okay children, I know that you're all extremely excited and nervous and anxious about the homecoming game against the Middle Park.
Kyle: Who's Middle Park?
Cartman: What's homecoming? laugh.gif

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post Nov 11 2006, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE (Artard @ Nov 11 2006, 07:11 PM)
QUOTE (nonjewishkyle @ Oct 11 2006, 06:47 PM)
Chef: Okay children, I know that you're all extremely excited and nervous and anxious about the homecoming game against the Middle Park. 
Kyle: Who's Middle Park? 
Cartman: What's homecoming?  laugh.gif

Best quote so far laugh.gif biggrin.gif

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post Nov 11 2006, 08:47 PM
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LOL, yeah that was the best qoute so far.


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post Nov 12 2006, 01:00 PM
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I thought that quote was one of the best as well

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post Apr 8 2007, 10:09 AM
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This is from the ''PinkEye'' episode, when Stan's dressed up like Annie:D

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post Apr 8 2007, 08:32 PM
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This ones from Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Chief Running Water: Your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as 'Bear With Wide Canyon.'
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is 'Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together.'
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.

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post Apr 11 2007, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE (nonjewishkyle @ Oct 11 2006, 08:32 PM) *
Cartman: I would never kill somebody…not unless the piss me off.
Grampa: Ohh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell you something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch.
Cartman: What!
Grampa: That's right.
Stan: Grampa!
Grampa: And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too.
Cartman: Hey!
Grampa: Choice piece of ass, your great-grandma.
Cartman: You piece of crap! I'll kill you!
Grampa: That's the spirit Tubby.
Stan: [restraining Cartman] Come on Cartman, he's just trying to get to you.
Cartman: Don't talk about my mom like that!
Stan: [dragging Cartman away] We can go watch Terrance & Phillip in the kitchen.
Grampa: I ever tell you about the time I boofed your dad, Fatso?
Cartman: Ah, I can't believe that son of a bitch!
Stan: Here Cartman, have some Snacky Cakes.
Cartman: Oooh, Snacky Cakes, god dang.


Thats Gotta Be The Funniest Quote In South Park!
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post Apr 14 2007, 06:03 PM
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From episode 1, Cartman gets an anal probe.

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No kitty this is my pot pie!

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No kitty that's a bad kitty!

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No Kitty this is my pot pie!!!!

Kitty: Hiss....


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