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post Aug 10 2007, 02:09 PM
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QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 02:01 PM) *
QUOTE (hamboy @ Aug 10 2007, 02:53 PM) *
QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 01:51 PM) *
Actually here in Holland nobody cares if you swear... It's normal now smile.gif
Except for deseases, like cancer and tuberculosis (kanker & tering)...

We've got an 'association against swearing' or something..
According to them whe have to say 'pinda' (meaning: peanut) instead of curse-words..
stupid orthodox asses..

No one cares? Even in school? Kick ass!


Depends what kind of teacher you have in class smile.gif

Our Dutch teacher is a retard-pussy... And he got mad at me because I picked up a friends pen off the ground that fell... He said "GET OUT!!" so on my way out I yelled "GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!"..
and he didn't do anything :S I thought he was going to send me to the counselor or something tongue.gif blink.gif

But then our English teacher got mad at me just for saying "Fuck" and "kut".. so... unsure.gif rolleyes.gif

We don't have coucellors over here. What do thy do?


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post Aug 10 2007, 02:43 PM
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We don't have counselors either tongue.gif but it's a bit like them...
They just decide what kind of punishment you get when you're being sent out class...
And sometimes they help you when you got personal problems..
thats all students have to do with them...
Other things they do is get your grades/notes/marks in order and make a list of it, which you get 5 times a year...
And if teachers want to complain about students they can come to him/her and he will decide what to do with that information.. also students can complain about teachers...

There's more of them!! xD tongue.gif *that sounds weird*
Each grade of each school-level has one...
Our schoolsystem is kinda weird, compared to American ones (dunnow how that's in England..)

But all of this is different in every mid-school here..

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post Aug 10 2007, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 03:43 PM) *
We don't have counselors either tongue.gif but it's a bit like them...
They just decide what kind of punishment you get when you're being sent out class...
And sometimes they help you when you got personal problems..
thats all students have to do with them...
Other things they do is get your grades/notes/marks in order and make a list of it, which you get 5 times a year...
And if teachers want to complain about students they can come to him/her and he will decide what to do with that information.. also students can complain about teachers...

There's more of them!! xD tongue.gif *that sounds weird*
Each grade of each school-level has one...
Our schoolsystem is kinda weird, compared to American ones (dunnow how that's in England..)

But all of this is different in every mid-school here..

Over here, we have a system of year 7- 11 for secondary (high) school. Our "councilors" just pretty much help with problems, but none of them have any idea how to speak to kids. We get grade and notes twice a year on conciltation days, where we get most of the day off! smile.gif


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post Aug 10 2007, 07:14 PM
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Aha..

We got 'Primairy school' (basic-school) from age 4-12 (group 1-8.... gr. 1+2 is like kindergarten)
It's for all the dumb-asses and smart-asses.. no difference

But when you go to 'secundary school' ([junior]high school, mid-school..) you got different 'levels'...

MAVO/VMBO
4 years of school (class 1-4, age 12-16), for kids who can't learn that well and fast..
HAVO
5 years of school (class 1-5, age 12-17), for kids who have average learning...
VWO
is basicly Atheneum and Gymnasium, only Gymnasium has Latin and Greek included to the subject-package...
But thats 6 years of school (class 1-6, age 12-18).. For people who are good learners and everything goes really fast and stuff...

The 1st class we call a 'bridge-class' (dude that sounds stupid in English!)..
It's like.. mixed classes so that everyone who gets from primairy school can see which 'level' fits better with them..
You got:
MAVO/HAVO
HAVO/VWO
and Gymnasium, (So that's actually not a 'bridge-class'.. but we call it like that 'cause they're all 1st classers)

It's actually kinda simple if you get it...
So the primairy school is in America like kindergarten + 3rd grade - 6th grade
and secundairy school is 7th grade - 10/11/12th grade (depends on the 'level' you're in)

I'm @ Atheneum... My 4th year now, but I flunked the 2nd class.. so I'm going to the 3th class..
All my friends won't be in my class anymore sad.gif Now I have classes with those stupid 'bridges'!!




P.S.: For all the Dutch people: I know this sounds really stupid in English.. but you try to explain it!!!! tongue.gif

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post Aug 10 2007, 08:24 PM
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QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 08:14 PM) *
Aha..

We got 'Primairy school' (basic-school) from age 4-12 (group 1-8.... gr. 1+2 is like kindergarten)
It's for all the dumb-asses and smart-asses.. no difference

But when you go to 'secundary school' ([junior]high school, mid-school..) you got different 'levels'...

MAVO/VMBO
4 years of school (class 1-4, age 12-16), for kids who can't learn that well and fast..
HAVO
5 years of school (class 1-5, age 12-17), for kids who have average learning...
VWO
is basicly Atheneum and Gymnasium, only Gymnasium has Latin and Greek included to the subject-package...
But thats 6 years of school (class 1-6, age 12-18).. For people who are good learners and everything goes really fast and stuff...

The 1st class we call a 'bridge-class' (dude that sounds stupid in English!)..
It's like.. mixed classes so that everyone who gets from primairy school can see which 'level' fits better with them..
You got:
MAVO/HAVO
HAVO/VWO
and Gymnasium, (So that's actually not a 'bridge-class'.. but we call it like that 'cause they're all 1st classers)

It's actually kinda simple if you get it...
So the primairy school is in America like kindergarten + 3rd grade - 6th grade
and secundairy school is 7th grade - 10/11/12th grade (depends on the 'level' you're in)

I'm @ Atheneum... My 4th year now, but I flunked the 2nd class.. so I'm going to the 3th class..
All my friends won't be in my class anymore sad.gif Now I have classes with those stupid 'bridges'!!




P.S.: For all the Dutch people: I know this sounds really stupid in English.. but you try to explain it!!!! tongue.gif

Over here, Primery school (year 1- 6) is for 4- 11 year olds. Secondry is year 7- 11 (12- 16 year olds). We don't have bridge stuff, but were split into sets 1-5 (1 bein' smart) and have our classes like that.


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post Aug 10 2007, 08:34 PM
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Interesting tongue.gif
But nothing's weirder than the Germans xD

If you've got a good mark/grade/note, you got a 1
and the worst is a 6...

Here it is:
BAD MARKS: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
GOOD MARKS: 6,7,8,9,10
but a 6 isn't all that good, and a 5 isn't all that bad.. if u know what i mean



SCHOOL IS WEIRD!!! Why isn't everything just the same? huh.gif


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post Aug 10 2007, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 09:34 PM) *
Interesting tongue.gif
But nothing's weirder than the Germans xD

If you've got a good mark/grade/note, you got a 1
and the worst is a 6...

Here it is:
BAD MARKS: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
GOOD MARKS: 6,7,8,9,10
but a 6 isn't all that good, and a 5 isn't all that bad.. if u know what i mean



SCHOOL IS WEIRD!!! Why isn't everything just the same? huh.gif

No idea.


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post Aug 10 2007, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE (hamboy @ Aug 10 2007, 10:44 PM) *
QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 09:34 PM) *
Interesting tongue.gif
But nothing's weirder than the Germans xD

If you've got a good mark/grade/note, you got a 1
and the worst is a 6...

Here it is:
BAD MARKS: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
GOOD MARKS: 6,7,8,9,10
but a 6 isn't all that good, and a 5 isn't all that bad.. if u know what i mean



SCHOOL IS WEIRD!!! Why isn't everything just the same? huh.gif

No idea.

wat u mean by but a 6 isn't all that good, and a 5 isn't all that bad.. if u know what i mean[/i]
i'm dutch :S only know about dutch school

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post Aug 10 2007, 10:29 PM
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That a 5 isn't as bad as a 1...
and a 6 isn't as good as a 10, but still 'voldoende' xP


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post Aug 10 2007, 10:35 PM
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QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 11 2007, 12:29 AM) *
That a 5 isn't as bad as a 1...
and a 6 isn't as good as a 10, but still 'voldoende' xP

ok..


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post Aug 12 2007, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE (Wha @ Aug 10 2007, 11:50 AM) *
QUOTE (Gerald Broflovski @ Aug 10 2007, 04:33 AM) *
STOP talking in a language that a majority of people can't understand!! Don't make me break out the Dutch-English dictionary... Then it's OOOON!


Heeey!! Dutch is like... the 18th official world-language smile.gif

I will teach you some of the most used words in Dutch:

Retard = mongool
Moron = idioot
Turd = poep
Shit = schijt
Vagina = kut

If you want to know some more, ask me smile.gif


P.S.: But when it's on... I'LL SUE YOU!!!

err hoe moet ik het zeggen ik weet niet eens zeker of we de 100ste plek halen met
nederlands laat staan de 18!@!

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post Aug 17 2007, 10:02 PM
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wasnt that the episode with like the greatest line ever?

"Reporter: Sir, do you believe in the ladder to heaven?"
Guy: Well, if Heaven is an 8 year old boy, and the ladder is my pen!s"
*Camera moves away*
Guy: And the Pearly Gates *Cshhhhhhhhhhhhhshhshshs*

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post Aug 17 2007, 10:05 PM
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Maybe we're not seeing heaven cause one of is a J-O-O = Best part


Also: "you're too fat to be kenny Cartman

"You're a ... stupid Jew"
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post Aug 24 2007, 01:33 PM
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QUOTE (GodIhateyouKyle @ Aug 17 2007, 11:05 PM) *
Maybe we're not seeing heaven cause one of is a J-O-O


I loled at that when I first saw it. biggrin.gif

Oh and "Your idea of heaven is getting five dollars off your motziball soup in Barney's Beanerie after lying about a hair in it".

Definitly the best scene in this episode.


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post Oct 5 2007, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE (Finicella @ Nov 5 2006, 01:22 PM) *
Is the guy who sang the songs about the ladder real?
With all those nine-eleven stuff.... wink.gif

Best scene was when Cartman drank the ashes of Kenny biggrin.gif



lol that is the whole reason i like this episode haha that line is so amazing!


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