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post Nov 17 2007, 12:27 AM
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Hypothetically speaking - lets say you have an opportunity to win $1,000,000 in a contest. To win - you must choose from one of the following five options:

"Punch" option ---- You will be punched in the face, just once, by a big fat man. The punch is guaranteed not to be fatal nor to cause brain damage, but you will likely sustain a nasty injury such as a split lip, black eye or perhaps even a broken nose. After being punched - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Bomb" option ---- Nothing will happen to you. However, you will start the countdown on a huge bomb that is hidden deep inside the center of the Earth. The bomb is large enough that, when detonated, it will cause devastating earth quakes and floods all over the planet. The bomb is completely undetectable and can not be disarmed. However it will not detonate until exactly 5,000 years in the future. As soon as the countdown has started - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Insults" option ---- Twenty people will shout terrible insults and obscenities at you for one full hour. These people will not come into physical contact with you nor harm you, but they will say all sorts of horrible and upsetting things to you. After one full hour of intense verbal abuse - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Magic" option ---- Your personality and ethical convictions will be painlessly altered in some unknown way by a magic spell. The alteration will be instantaneous and will not affect your memory, cause brain damage nor result in any physical harm of any kind. After the alteration - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Nothing" option ---- None of the above. Nothing happens to you or anyone else, but you will NOT be given any money.


Which option would you choose first? Second? Third? Etc...???

Please list them like so ... (with "1" listed as your first choice, "2" as your next choice, and so on...)

1 - option name
2 - option name
3 - option name
4 - option name
5 - option name
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post Nov 17 2007, 05:10 AM
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id go insults...

no matter what ppl say to me it doesnt effect me... ever. but i have a low threshold for pain so i cant have the punch... and i dont wana kill the plant so i wont do bomb
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post Nov 17 2007, 05:14 AM
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The insults one, I reckon most people would pick this one, you should make the question more interesting by removing that option.


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post Nov 17 2007, 07:31 AM
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I'd go with the punch in the face. The insults would ruin my psyche.


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post Nov 17 2007, 03:17 PM
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Insults, I personally am not offended by anything smile.gif


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post Nov 18 2007, 04:23 AM
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Insults. Verbal stuff isn't bad at all. Just a little annoying. Put on some headphones, watch allsp for an hour, and get $1m cool.gif


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post Nov 18 2007, 11:32 AM
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The punch in the face sounds like the fastest way but the insults are probably the one I'd go for because theyd run out after like 20 mins so I can relax for the rest.


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post Nov 22 2007, 11:43 AM
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Maby the bomb 1 smile.gif because I want money and nothing to happen to me (or I might just be crazy.)

Nah maby just the inult of punchy option.

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post Nov 23 2007, 12:54 AM
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I'd go for a punch in the face and then stab the fat bastard through his hand.


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post Nov 23 2007, 09:57 AM
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Bomb, No Doubt
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post Nov 25 2007, 01:29 PM
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- Punch - I am pretty good at enduring pain, and I think this would be my preferred option.
- Insults - I don't like being insulted much, but if I could block them out for half of it, I'd be fine.
- Nothing - I'd rather not get the million dollars if I had to do the following two:
- Magic - I like the way I am. I think I just need to lose a bit of weight tongue.gif
- Bomb - I would rather die than cause the death of others, unless of course I hate them. But I would never harm many innocent people. Then again, we might not even be around in 5,000 years.
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post Nov 26 2007, 01:25 AM
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we might not even be around by 2012


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post Nov 27 2007, 10:09 PM
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1. Insulting no doubt. You can even take with you an I pod or something.
2. Punch
From here it gets very tough because the decesions aren't based on facts but on luck/bad luck.

If you pick the bomb then your either very convinced were all dead in 5000 years or your just an sociapath who would rob and kill people on the street if they couldn't get jailed.

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post Nov 28 2007, 08:06 PM
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ben jij nederlands ik ben ik zei de gek?
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post Nov 28 2007, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE (yerren @ Nov 28 2007, 09:06 PM) *
ben jij nederlands ik ben ik zei de gek?


Jep, jij?
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