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> The Unforgivable Truth About Cartman's Father, Really, you just won't believe this.
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post Apr 26 2010, 04:56 AM
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While the Awesom-O Forums are infested with illegal spam AGAIN, I would like to announce that on the 201 episode of SP, Scott Tenorman's father, jack Tenorman, a right tackle for the Denver Broncos, is Cartman's real father. I call this an unforgivable truth because it would mean that Cartman had committed a Patricide back in a 5th season episode. At the Drunken barn Dance, Liane had sex with all the 1989/91 Denver Broncos. One of the Broncos ended up getting Liane pregnant. Why couldn't Liane had sex with a Swiss Soccer Team (i.e. FC Basel or FC Zurich) instead of the Broncos? Why couldn't a player from one of those teams gotten Liane pregnant? The fact that Jack Tenorman is Cartman's real father was nothing but a screwjob. Cartman's popularity is sure to decline because of this.


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post Apr 26 2010, 06:04 AM
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post Oct 5 2010, 07:23 AM
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I thought the reveal was pretty cool. The fact that Scott just so happened to be a ginger really made everything feel that much more overwhelming. The only way that it could have been better is if they had planned it back in season 5, and had just one line in the episode about Mr. Tennorman being "a former football player" or something like that.
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