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post May 2 2007, 08:54 AM
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Man 1: Mrs. Broflovski?
Sheila: Yes?
Man 1: We're from Mt. Peaceful Cemetery. Could we have a word with you?
Sheila: Eehh, sure, come in.
Man 1: Ms. Broflovski… somebody has defiled your mother's grave.
Sheila: Defiled? How?
Man 2: Well, I'm afraid that… somebody dug her up.
Sheila: Dug her up? Why??
Man 1: Well. Theh- most likely reason is that… somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.
Man 2: Yeahp.
Sheila: What?!
Man 1: Uhuh, we don't want to upset you, but it happens. Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.
Man 2: Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.
Sheila: Hoh, dear God!
Man 1: Yes. By now he's probably even removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well.
Sheila: Oooh.
Man 2: No-, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that your mother's body would be stiff and dry, so he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours before making love to it.
Sheila: O-o-o-o-oh!
Man 1: Yes. And, now for the difficult part.
Man 2: Brace yourself.
Man 1: It is highly possible that he has created new orifices in her decomposing flesh, leaving her to look something like — an overloved hunk of Swiss cheese. She probably-
Sheila: Okay, okay! I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!
Man 1: Do?
Man 2: Oh, we don't do anything. We're just the watchmen.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess, maybe, you might wanna call the police or something.
Sheila: O-o-ogh!
Man 1: Now, he probably would make love to the dead body in a cool dry place, so as not to allow further decomposition.

Funniest thing ever on Southpark


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post May 2 2007, 08:57 AM
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Oh yeah and this bit to:

Kyle: How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?

Cartman: We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet: "Rowr, rowr, I'm scary Grandma!"


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post May 5 2007, 08:49 PM
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I think this in one of the stupiddest episodes
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post May 7 2007, 01:10 PM
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its really stupid but its funny as feck.


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post May 7 2007, 01:14 PM
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I always thought KORn was a dutch band bu apperantly i am wrong
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post May 7 2007, 08:03 PM
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I Saw This Epi About 5 Days Ago!

One Of The Funniest

Using Scooby Doo For South Park


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post May 8 2007, 02:00 PM
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One of the funniest????

Have we seen the same episode, because i thought it stinks
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post May 8 2007, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (Kenny McKormick @ May 8 2007, 03:00 PM) *
One of the funniest????

Have we seen the same episode, because i thought it stinks


Weiiiiiiird


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post May 8 2007, 07:55 PM
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Korn totally suckssass man
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post May 9 2007, 08:50 AM
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QUOTE (Kenny McKormick @ May 8 2007, 08:55 PM) *
Korn totally suckssass man


I dont like Korn either but the episode, I thought was good.


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post Jun 27 2007, 11:09 PM
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Pretty nice episode, especially cause I like(d) both Korn and Scooby Doo biggrin.gif


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It's a solid episode. Hilariously funny.


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post Jun 29 2007, 09:17 AM
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One of the most random SP episodes. But thats where Stone and Parker thrive: random humour.
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post Jul 25 2007, 08:31 PM
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Seriously nobody other than Parker and Stone could have combined Korn and Scooby Doo, and they made it work too.


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post Jul 29 2007, 11:12 AM
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what is korn?@?


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Stan:that is not funny you shouldn't joke about that
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Cartman:you have AIDS?
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